Homeland Social Security

If it hasn't already been made clear, I love my country. It's big and spacious and rich and clean and beautiful. But the thing I like most of all about Canada is my freedom to put down my country. Canada would probably be the country chosen by an extraterrestrial who was kicked off his home planet. (And given a choice of where to be exiled.) It's the only country that's not all high on itself and ready to crush anyone who thinks otherwise. I like that. Lets me speak my mind. Other countries might accuse the government here of wimping out on patriotism. On the contrary, I think it takes more balls to say FUCK PATRIOTISM. While our government hasn't ever come out and said this, their actions - and inactions - speak loudly enough to support it. When you hear me ranting about things like outrageous rent, overpriced booze and smokes, coddled derelicts, suffocating bureaucracy, overpriced and crappy internet service, language barriers, and so forth, what I'm really saying is I love Canada.
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