Pushing My Buttons

One thing about buttons, never mind the colour, is that they knew how to make them right when I was a a young lad. They didn't make these fucking stupid, pointless little sensitive spots that you're supposed to press and hold down for three seconds. They made a button so it stuck out from the surface it was on and you damn well knew it when you pressed that button. You felt it and you saw it get pushed in. There was no margin for error in the pushing of buttons - not like today. Whose fucking bright idea was it to make a basic and fundamental part of our lives such a fucking struggle? If I want my god damn monitor on, I have to fondle the damn thing for five minutes to get the button to do its fucking job. If I want to turn my computer on, first I have to locate the on switch, then I have to press it four or five times and I won't know if that even worked until I release and wait three seconds. And, well, it looks tidier, but it doesn't function worth a shit. We're not making any progress when we compromise functionality for style.
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